#INKLING TATTOO SKIN#
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DonвЂ™t laugh!В Although IвЂ™ve said noВ to the ink artwork, I still want to look young. In my case, I really have need to confess that my problem is simply a pride thing. Even long after the first fall of snow, while IвЂ™m wearing earmuffs and a cozy winter coat, these tattooed people seem to have the ability to navigate wearing no more than a T-shirt and Bermuda shorts. The same applies in the fall of the year. In the spring of the year, even before the ice is out of the lake, they start wearing short sleeved shirts. I have noticed on many occasions that those bearing this body art, must be equipped with an internal temperature thermometer. There must be some benefits to being tattooed. Although I decided not to be inked, I believe I was born with tattoos, but my doctor, like Pat, just calls them stretch marks. I finally caved in to the вЂњin houseвЂќ pressure. She should know by now how sensitive my feelings are. My wife, the encourager, insists that it is notВ an ab В she refers to it as a вЂњpot belly.вЂќ This, my friends, really hurt. So far, I only have one ab, but itвЂ™s a start! IвЂ™ve been working extremely hard in getting those six abs in shape. I realize this will take much ink to cover it all, but I was hoping for something just to cover my abs. I donвЂ™t believe that being a frequent passenger on the steamship Seguin qualifies me to wear such a tattoo.ДЄnother thought that needs creative consideration is a tattoo on my stomach. It seems to me that most men who served in the Navy have a tattoo on their forearm of an anchor and a shipвЂ™s wheel. I guess the old bird will have to change its flight pattern and take position on my right shoulder. One must always take perception into account in situations like this.

#INKLING TATTOO FULL#

With the eagle full winged over my shoulder and its head zooming up my neck and pecking on my ear lobe, it would look too much like the eagle was giving birth to вЂњMissyвЂќ underneath. I could place the tattoo вЂњMissyвЂќ over my heart, but that would interfere with my thoughts of putting the eagle there.

Since IвЂ™ve always referred to Pat as вЂњMissy,вЂќВ where do I place that special work of art on my body. Since my wife Pat has been the love of my life for over these 53 years, I feel it would only be appropriate, and rightfully deserved, that she have a place of prominence on my fine physique.

#INKLING TATTOO SKIN#

I always tell people that, вЂњI donвЂ™t really have a weight problem, but rather a skin problem вЂ¦ too much of it.вЂќ When you have a body the size of mine, you have a lot of area to cover in decorative fine ink.

Folks, itвЂ™s not a pretty sight.ДЄs I examined my old body in the bathroom mirror the other day, I tried to picture in my mind what an eagle in flight would look like on my upper arm and shoulder with the birdвЂ™s head proudly extended half way up my neck. After I step out of the shower in the morning, I immediately look in the mirror. Well, IвЂ™ve been thinking a lot about tattoos lately.

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